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Post by Burke (John) on Jun 16, 2009 11:32:52 GMT -5
D: I DONT TEEM KILL!!! You do. Because Faith is team to the world <3 AND YOU..... *glares and starts old fight again*
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Post by Chia (God_HunD) on Jun 16, 2009 11:42:30 GMT -5
HOT TOPIC  Oh no! I'm the team-killing ****tard! Computer (me): HELLO. YOU ARE EARLY. YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE FOR ANOTHER 1,856 YEARS. You: What is this place? Computer: THIS IS THE HOUSING FACILITY FOR THE GREAT WEAPON. I AM THE KEEPER OF THE GREAT WEAPON. YOU ARE THE GREAT DESTROYER. YOU WILL DEMOLISH THIS FACILITY, KILL ME, STEAL THE GREAT WEAPON, AND BRING ABOUT THE GREAT DOOM FOR BILLIONS OF PEOPLE. ...WELCOME! HOW MAY I BE OF ASSISTANCE? You: What're you talking about? Computer: YOUR COMING HAS BEEN FORETOLD BY THE GREAT PROPHECY. You: Does your society have any other adjectives besides great? |
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Post by Burke (John) on Jun 16, 2009 11:43:46 GMT -5
Great googily moogily!
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Post by Chia (God_HunD) on Jun 16, 2009 11:45:56 GMT -5
Haga por favor que el hombre rosado para el hablando con mí!
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Post by Burke (John) on Jun 16, 2009 11:48:36 GMT -5
D< I DON'T SPEAK FRENCH!!!
.... I know it's spanish.... X'D
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Post by Chia (God_HunD) on Jun 16, 2009 12:11:10 GMT -5
español?  No mas puedo hablar español! |
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Post by Jacob (Veeks) on Jun 25, 2009 12:06:31 GMT -5
I can translate the first phrase! He said, *ahem* "Please make the pink one stop talking to me!"
There was this kid at my school who had a runner bag as his bookbag... it took all my self control not to pounce and steal that thing.
And now to add my RvB quote:
"We FINALLY make contact with an alien being... and our FIRST attempt at communication is going to be through a BOMB!? Am I the only person who has a problem with this!?"
"B.S.! You're only saying that because you're a racist!"
"Racist!? BOMBS are not a race!"
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Post by Chia (God_HunD) on Jun 25, 2009 12:52:12 GMT -5
Thats right its RvB... but I will still haunt you John... where can I get other quotes from... ehmmm...
"That's because long shots generally go places you wouldn't wanna have to go afterwords to have to confirm 'em. Confirmation's deskposts' problem. You know what it takes to make a shot at that range? Everything comes into play that far. Humidity elevation, temp, winds, spin-drift. There's a 6-10 second flight time so you have to shoot it where the targets going to be. Even the coriolis effect, the spin of the earth comes into play. The President will be wearing body armor, that means a head shot. You believe there's a shooter involved capable of making this shot?"
"Yes."
"Then you got a real problem. You need to find the shooter."
And @ John: The cyborg-operation is a reatively simpel procedure really: most of the guts and slimy goo of the human bodey is replaced wit the no doubt superior guts and oily goo of a robot.
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Post by Burke (John) on Jun 25, 2009 15:56:09 GMT -5
thatsr random XD
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Post by Chia (God_HunD) on Jun 25, 2009 16:18:28 GMT -5
yes... yes it is....
and this one is long:
[Caboose rounds the corner to see a blue man laying on the ground]
Caboose: Sergeant! Look! A sleeping person!
Sarge: What? Holy Macaroon... [Sarge runs over to inspect the blue] He's not sleeping son, he's dead.
Caboose: Oh good. At first, I thought that was me. Because I am blue and I like to sleep. But if he is dead, that cannot be me. That would be silly.
Sarge: No doubt he was killed by our very enemy. Once again, I find my-self torn. On the one hand, there's one less blue in the universe, but now Doc's got a bigger body count than me! And that just won't do, No sir. [Sarge turns to the dead blue] Rest in piece...scumbag.
[Caboose rounds the next corner to find a small area with bullet holes in the walls, blood on the ground and walls and many reds and blues lying on the ground]
Caboose: Look, more sleeping people. It must be nap time! But who has nap time now? Nap time comes before pants time, not after. I think these people are just making up times!
Sarge: What the Samuel Helsinki happened here? There must have been an enormous battle. [Calls out] Hello? Is anyone okay? Are there any survivors? Preferably any RED survivors. Don't let that discourage you from speaking up if you're blue! I won't step on your neck or anything like that.
Caboose: Am I allowed to answer?
Sarge: Shhh, quiet. You hear that?
[Trumpet starts playing in the background, getting steadily louder playing 'Reveille']
Caboose: Yes. That noise is called water. It is very wet, and very sloshy.
Sarge: I was talking about the trumpet, bluetard.
Caboose: I have to go to the bathroom now for some reason... Which is odd, because I already went when we were standing in the creek together!
Sarge: Wait a minute! I know that song! That's Reveille! But why would someone be playing Reveille in the middle of-
[At this point all the supposedly dead red's and blue's jump up cheering and yelling]
Sarge: Sweet jibbling jibblets!!
Caboose: Running time!
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No mas puedo hablar español!
