midnight stories

[Agt. Cross (SparK)]

17/04/10
00:00
Largo da Ordem - Centro - Curitiba
SparK: hey guys, let's get into the cemetery/graveyard.
Hellman: sure, just wait PH finish talking, he is really drunk.
PH: you then, there was I and, listen, I was there and then you said "oh that's just juice" and then I was like "oh, she didn't say that".
RandomGirl: yeah, totally.

SparK: I guess we will have to wait...
Hellman: a looong time.
PH: oh you guys ready, already? Sorry lady I have to go break some rules, you know how I am... right? hehehe.
*Spark facepalms*

In the middle of the way a familiar voice says "hey you, what were you saying about me mother****er???" then I look left and see a hand coming to my direction, suddenly it stops.
Where you going brother?
Spark: oh it's you (and 2 friends).
Spark: hellman this is my brother Alysson and his friends Gustavo and Douglas.
hellman: nice to meet you guys.
Spark: PH, you already know them right?
PH: they live here *slaps left side of his torso* they are my big friends too!
Alysson: hmm... dude, are you drunk?
Spark: naah, he is that way all the time... Of course he is drunk!!!
*Douglas facepalms*
Douglas: damn Alysson, you ARE slow, uhn...
Alysson: ok cya guys, we are going to the *****house.
Spark: uhh... ok, cya.
Gustavo: whooooohooo we are crazy tonight!!!

And so we walked our way to the graveyard.
[outside graveyard]
Spark: whoa, this wall is pretty high and full of plants isn't it?
PH: I know you can do it you are just shy!
*hellman facepalms*
hellman: dude, it's impossible it's 5 meters high.
PH: really? it didn't look so much from the other side of the street.
SparK: dude... you are really drunk.
PH: I'm not complaining, that means I'm ok, see?

Walking along the wall we find the gate, it has a cement cover so there's a small space betwen the gate and the cement on it's top.
We then jump the gate:
SparK: hold the gate so it doesn't make any noise.
PH: sure.
*PH pushes the gate*
SparK: you first.
*hellman jumps the gate*
hellman: give me your bags.
*Spark throws the bags through the opening*
PH: now you.
*Spark jumps the gate*
*Spark holds the gate*
*PH jumps the gate*
hellman: let's find a nice spot to jump.
Spark: remember, no noises. We don't want guards on our tail.
PH: ok.

After some time everything seemed too quiet.
Noises are heard on the gate.
hellman: what? a guard?
Spark: let's check.

We walked to the main corridor betwen the headstones and mini-mausoleums.
Spark: PH remember stay on the shadows, so they can't see us from a distance.
PH: did they jump the gate?
Spark: I didn't see when they got in.
hellman: no, they didn't jump, they are guards.
Spark: It's a man and a woman.
hellman: how do you know?
Spark: Look at their silhouette.
hellman: oh I see.
PH: is it safe for us to keep staring from the main corridor while they are coming?
hellman: you are right, let's go to another lane.
Spark: look I found a smaller wall here, so we can use this wall to jump the taller one.
PH: good.
*Spark climbs the smaller wall (2 meters)*
*PH finds a easier way to climb*

Suddenly we see lights... flashlights!
The guard points the flash lights in my direction
Guard: down from there! hands on the wall! I will shoot you!

We ran, hellman disappeared, we couldn't see him anymore. Suddenly PH got caught, I ran into what looked like a very tiny and tight maze and hid there.
I waited a full minute there, when I heard gate noises I knew they left.
The gate they got in was on the other side of the graveyard but the one they got out was about 5 meters away from the escape spot I found on the wall, and I had to use it.
I ran to the wall without making noises, climbed it fast and then jumped the outer wall. I fell a meter away from one of the guards which were now 4.
Guard: hey you, stop right there!
Spark: oh shit!
I ran to the other side of the street and then 2 blocks forward.
Guard: I will shoot you, I'm warning you!
then I turned left before the guard shoots for real.
When I looked back there was no sign of the guard: they will send a moto here for sure, I better hide. I tought.
Found some high bushes and laid down behind it. I heard engine noises, the moto almost got me but he took a wrong turn.
Another minute passed, I had to leave that place and fast before they send in more people to look for me.
then I ran to one of the main streets, it was one-way only, so they wouldn't be able to come directly in my direction.
I went back to the Largo... If one of us escape this is the place we return to.
No sign of my friends... they were both caught by the guards.
After some waiting and all the drunk people staring at me like if I don't belong there.
I started my journey home. It was 1:30 already, I had still a lot of energy and kinda tired of outrunning that guard.
I arrived home at 2:50.
Suddenly at 3:30 somebody knocks the door.

Alysson: spark you won't believe dude we got super hot girls dude! I'm drunk and I puked everything!
Douglas: hahahah that for sure, he is better now tough, we drank a lot, almost everything they had yo, then I was here ****ing the ***** and she was dancing on me and then I looked to my side and your brother was ****ing the other ***** so hard and then we were there and they knocked the door saying the time was over and we had to finish it and then we tried to finish it at all costs.
Gustavo: I couldn't do it without laughing they were right there on the same room, it was awesome, we were ****ing and then we looked at eachothers face and started laughing and then we couldn't **** and then we could **** again and so on...
Alysson: brother you had to be there!
Spark: uhh... ok, if you say so...
Douglas: oh and the travestites!
Gustavo: hahahaha the travestites... no comments.
Dougles: there was a travestite then he walked toward us and said "hey you boys would you like fun" and then your brother puked on him! ahahahahaha it was hilarious!
Gustavo: oh and then there was him again sitted on the bar table and he started burping.
Alysson: I burped once, twice, on the third one I puked my shirt!
Douglas: You mean my shirt, right?
Alysson: ah yeah, your shirt, sorry for that.
Douglas: oh and spark he puked your sweatshirt.
Spark: What???
Alysson: Yeah I was so drunk I tried to clean his shirt with yours.
*Spark facepalms*
Gustavo: And you puked in my car, you bastard!
Alysson: sorry for that too.

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and now I spent 40 minutes remembering everything and posting =)
you are lucky I don't drink, don't smoke and don't use drugs, otherwise I wouldn't be able to remember everything.

[Agt. Cross (SparK)]

good news, I found out what happened to my friends... here are their stories:

[helamã / hellman]

There we were in betwen the graves, then we heard a noise on the front gate.
We walked there and suddenly we saw 2 shadows, I could see they were guards by the way they got in and by the pace they were walking. Quickly spark said there were a man and a woman... well that's good and bad at the same time, men have autority and forgiveness, the women have memory and punishment.
PH ran to the other lane of the graveyards, he was drunk and said it was a bad idea to stay in the main corridor.
As we walked there in silence PH saw some loose bricks on the wall and said he could use them to escape, but spark was already up there.
Then I heard steps. The guards with their flashlights pointing at our face, before they could see me I ran south, I heard they say they would shoot, but I don't think they really had guns.
They also asked what was our purpose there... since then I knew my friends were caught... what will spark do? will he use his tongue or his speed, and what about PH he is drunk and have nothing to help him.
I was running in a zig-zag in betwen the graves then I jumped to a small square of grass and stood there, hidding with my face on the ground.
The smell of dead bodies in decomposition didn't affect me that time, the addrenaline rush was too much for my nose.
I stopped thinking about my friends, they once handled them-selves out, so there's no reason to worry.
A full minute passed as I started to run to the southern wall, I jumped the wall and hid in the skate park, some people were drinking there so I joined them for a while, trying to calm down.
Before that I met with PH on a bar, he told me spark ran but didn't know the outcome... we were not sure if our friend was safe, but somehow we knew he would get away.

[Agt. Cross (SparK)]

double post required =P

[Paulo Henrique / PH] (portuguese of Paul Erick?)

I saw the men on the gate and then I said "they are coming straight to us, follow me!"
then my friends walked but I couldn't hear them, me on the other hand have some old shoes that don't help. I saw kind of stairs made by bricks on the wall then I said "hey I can get up there" but I was too drunk and even using my 4 limbs I couldn't climb it (hehehe).
I was still on my 4 limbs when the guards arrived, they said "stop right there, we will shoot you!" but I was stopped already! I couldn't move at all...
Spark quickly jumped out of the wall and ran, I didn't see hellman, he simply vanished. Then the guards held me... they asked a lot of questions, except if I was concious enough to answer questions.
They cuffed my hands and took a walk with me outside, a few moments latter I see spark flying over the wall, the guard tryied to follow him but I said "you can't fly!", then I said "hey I have to work tomorrow! I can't go with you." then they said "Sorry, but you are about to get fired", but that's impossible I said then "I can't get fired I work for the governament in an office a few blocks away...", then they said something about "oh no, he works for the gov" or something and released me... I looked for my friends in several places, walking alone in the center of the city, then I went to a bar to sit and relax a little, suddenly I saw hellman coming in, we talked and decided to look for spark. We went back to where we started at the Largo and all, but he wasn't there, we assumed he either got caught by the running guard and the backups they asked through radio, or he went home... we hoped for the second option.
But what I really wanted to do that night was go to the *****house with his brother...